The month is almost over… time for an update.

I got a few good suggestions on manly-type scarves to knit for my boyfriend. So I went out and bought some gray wool, and furiously started knitting. Then we got in a huge fight, so I said screw him, frogged it, and put the yarn away. And since we still haven’t really kissed and made up, he will remain hand-knit free, thankyouverymuch.

In other less angst-y news, I recently found out that one of my best girlfriends is (FINALLY) pregnant. The very second she told me she was pregnant, I was already buying yarn in my mind. I am hoping for a little girl, because well, little girl knits are just too damn precious for words. Boy things are good, too, but well… I love pink, dammit.

So I started the First Coat by Debbie Bliss (ravelry link) from Essential Baby, but I’m not sure I like the yarn I was using (Knit Picks Swish Superwash in Bubblegum), so it’s sitting in the UFO box for now.

My crazy mormon cousin, who I don’t like very much (not because she’s mormon [well not entirely]) is also knocked up, so I figured I’d find a simple baby blanket pattern to make for her. After clicking around ravelry for about 9800 hours, I found one that was simple, and quick. I didn’t have the book with the pattern, so I figured it was easy enough to improvise.

So far, I have learned two things:

I loathe seed stitch if it’s more than a few rows.

I should never EVER knit while I’m drinking.

I don’t even know what the hell I did. It looks like I decided to start adding stitches.

This is what happens when you knit while drunk.

Now I’m torn. I could rip back and fix that mistake, or I could just keep going, because I really don’t care if she likes it or not. She’ll probably never look at after the day I give it to her anyway. (This is why I’m so incredibly fond of this part of my family.)

Also, I’ve spent about a katrillion hours on ravelry lately looking at shawls.

God help me.

5 Responses to “The month is almost over… time for an update.”

  1. warcrygirl Says:

    Jeez, I haven’t knit in AGES. As for baby blankets I know a super easy one to crochet, it looks gorgeous and it’s WARM, too. Best of all you can use that cheap shit at Walmart. I’ve never tried seed stitch, it looks like you were possessed when you knit that. Could it be….SATAN????

  2. La Says:

    I say just k2tog on that added stitch and keep going.

  3. Beth Says:

    For Pete’s sake, buy the bitch a blanket and save yourself the time and angst. You are not obligated to devote any of your precious time to people who will not appreciate it. Make yourself a shawl; it’ll be time and money much better spent.

  4. Wen Says:

    WHAT knitting drama?!! Tell me!

  5. mel Says:

    I agree with Beth. I find I make sooooo many more stupid ass mistakes when I’m knitting either FOR someone I don’t want to knit for or knitting something I just don’t want to knit. Too many things I DO want to knit that I just don’t have time to waste on knitting something (or for someone) that I’m just not enjoying.

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